Entertaiment is a multifaceted art form encompassing the mundane and the sublime. The most important is the elicitation of fun. The most rewarding adverbit is when the fun is multiplied by those that share the experience with you. To this end, you need the right tools and the know how to be the entertainment polices errand boy. From the aforementioned rite of passage, to the most appropriate and coveted role in the household, you need an arsenal of entertaining options and tricks of the trade. It is also a good idea to be the judge of who you are in the ring.